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The majority of passionate song?


I as soon as provided a gf the Jam single, ‘The Bitterest tablet (I had to simply take)’. She dumped me the next day. To this day we battle to understand just why.

Dating principles?


You shouldn’t see all of them once more if the first time was not great – it will not get any better.

1st kiss?


Catherine, both old six. We’d a kiss in guys’ commodes, but she subsequently blabbed for the instructors and that I got lunchtime detention and she don’t. It absolutely was a young exemplory case of just how unjust existence tends to be.

Very first really love?


Clare, both aged eight. We used to kick a tennis ball home-along the street with each other. I thought she had been great. We never ever kissed. I happened to be as well frightened she’d inform the teachers.

Flirting tip?


Practice on people you don’t want.

Previously been dumped?


Everyone’s already been dumped somehow and anyone just who claims obtainedn’t is actually either sleeping or hasn’t subscribed a vital existence experience.

Ever before visited a gender shop?


Yes – constantly for comedy-research reasons, you recognize. And, as props, it’s all tax-deductible and produces reports being genuinely interesting reading.

Longest period of celibacy?


Decades 0-6. Goodness, these people were a barren wasteland. Then I came across Catherine … nonetheless it was not well worth lunch detention.

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Andy Parsons’s stand-up comedy program has reached the Soho Theatre, London W1 on 12, 13 and 15 April (0870 429 6883;
www.sohotheatre.com